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There are so many things I want to write but so little of it seems to have any actual value when it comes to freeing humanity from the illusions of their existence.

So here’s a chili recipe…CHILI BEETS!

  • 1 29oz can tomato paste
  • 1 15oz can diced tomatoes
  • 1 16oz jar mango habanero salsa
  • 1-2 cups water
  • 1-3 lbs ground beef (or any other meat. ie: people. Just kidding…)
  • 1 16oz can of kidney beans
  • 1 16oz white beans or chickpeas
  • 1 medium green pepper
  • 1-3 avocados
  • 1-2 bananas or plantains
  • 1-2 habanero peppers
  • Any amount of mushrooms (any kind, ideally magical)
  • 1-3 carrots
  • 2 16 oz can of beets (pickled for sweetness), or just cook 1-2 beets and chop it up
  • Olive or coconut oil (or whatever you fuckin have)
  • Spice mix: 1-3 tsp turmeric, 1tsp garlic salt, 1tsp black pepper, 1/4 cup chili powder, 1-2tbsp cumin, some Worcestershire sauce)
  • Add anything else you think would be a good idea, because chili is like the universe in a sense that it consists of different things but it’s all chili.

( > 0_0)>Instructions:

  1.  Put together spice mix in a bowl.
  2. Chop everything but the beef, and put it in a large pot or slow cooker with a cup of water.
  3. Boil then simmer, stirring intermittently.
  4. Stare into the chili and try to look past all of your life’s failures while you wearily justify your existence for one more day.
  5. Throw spice mix in the pot.
  6. Pan cook ground beef till brown. Char to taste.
  7. Mix the beef in the pot.
  8. Boil then simmer to desired viscosity.
  9. Get high, listen to this playlist I put together just for this chili, eat.

 

( > –  _  -)>Music:

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( > ‘ _ ‘ )> Videos that ain’t music:

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